J just walked in wanting to know how to make his poop stop.
J:" Mama...I weally need to know how to stop da poop".
Me: "I don't really think you want that, buddy...You would get really sick"
J:"B-b-but it weeeely takes me a long time! And today I awmost missed Thomas! All because of da pesky poopin!"
Me: "I am going to blog about this so I can blackmail you as a teenager!"
J:"Da mail is white Mama...see dis envelope...silly Mama!"
And with that he ran off to bed.
2 hours ago