My cat...

is pissing me off. Literally. She has stopped using her litter box for no good reason. She is not sick, and she has fresh litter daily. And she peed on one of my favorite handbags...a Vintage Gucci Jackie. So now I get to spend the rest of the day walking around the house wearing my pink rubber cleaning gloves,a black light, and a bottle of Natures Miracle. Oh, and have I mentioned that we recently found out J is allergic to said cat? Now I will never be able to find her a home.